He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.