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The United States tried, by depressing the clutch of diplomacy and downshifting the gearshift lever of rhetoric, to remain neutral, but it became increasingly obvious that the nation was going to get into a war, especially since it was almost 1812.

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.