Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

The best way to understand this whole issue is to look at what the government does: it takes money from some people, keeps a bunch of it, and gives the rest to other people.

If you have ever seen the movie Night of the Living Dead, you have a rough idea how modern corporations and organizations operate, with projects and proposals that everybody thought were killed constantly rising from their graves to stagger back into meetings and eat the brains of the living.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.