Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?

England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

I actually like south Florida. I never lived in a more interesting place than this. I've never met a wider range of people. I guess when I came here I thought there were Cubans and then there were people from New York and that was Miami. Now I know that it's Cubans, people from New York, and some people from New Jersey.

Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.