The best way to understand this whole issue is to look at what the government does: it takes money from some people, keeps a bunch of it, and gives the rest to other people.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbert’s Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would declare himself eleven. Also, he could spit the farthest. That made him the undisputed leader.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.