To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

At the time, we were mad at Moammar Gadhafi, which resulted in us bombing all over Libya and killing a bunch of people, but not him. Then Ronald Reagan gets up and says we're not trying to kill him, we're just dropping bombs. You can kill all the Libyans you want, but legally you can't try to kill the leader.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

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