To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.