People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".

Note that both of these papers [the New York Post and the New York Daily News] are big sellers in a city whose residents like to go around saying they'd never live anyplace else on account of they'd miss the opera.

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.