People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

When I was a kid, I thought history was the most boring subject of all. I shouldn't blame my teachers; I should blame me, but I'll blame them.

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?