People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

I also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use