People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover.