UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.
Dave BarryThe term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.
Dave BarryToday's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Dave BarryWe have always had dogs, and they have faithfully performed many valuable services for us, such as: 1. Peeing on everything. 2. When we're driving in our car, alerting us that we have passed another dog by barking real loud in our ears for the next 114 miles. 3. Trying to kill the Avon lady.
Dave Barry