I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.
Dave BarryAt certain times each year, we journalists do almost nothing except apply for the Pulitzers and several dozen other major prizes. During these times you could walk right into most newsrooms and commit a multiple axe murder naked, and it wouldn't get reported in the paper because the reporters and editors would all be too busy filling out prize applications.
Dave BarryComputers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.
Dave BarryI read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.
Dave Barry