It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle when they refrain from grabbing the listener by the shirt.

Too many rocks in the mountains.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.