The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Someone was tapping on the window.

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.