The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time he’d marooned her.

The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.