Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was.

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.