People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.