I got a lot of mail from organizations concerned with bike safety. Then I got a couple from people who wanted my support for mandatory helmet laws. I can't support that. If you pass a law like that you'll do more harm than good, because you'll make people think they've done something about the problem when they haven't.

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They are all fine people, and they had no idea how it would turn out.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.

There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.