I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

If you tell the reader it's funny, then the audience is like an audience at a stand-up comedy club and they expect you to be funny, and if you're not, they notice. Whereas if you read a regular op-ed about Israel or the family or medicine, you're not starting with the assumption that you're supposed to laugh.

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.