Too many rocks in the mountains.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Sir,” James asked, “what are we going to do?” “We’re going to look for water,” said Alf. “And food?” said Tubby Ted. “Water first,” said Alf. “We can go days without food.” “We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted.

I've always found relationships, men and women, the fact that they are so radically different, and it manifests itself in so many different ways, and yet somehow we still try to live together and be friends. I find that endlessly valuable as a source of material for humor. Generally dogs are always funny in my opinion. And the federal government - just a relentlessly productive source of humor.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.