When Prince Charles speaks, everybody pretends to be fascinated, even though he has never said anything interesting except in that intercepted telephone conversation wherein he expressed the desire to be a feminine hygeine product.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

I'm reading "Team of Rivals'' I'll probably ending up reading a bunch of books about the Civil War. But I think my all-time favorite book about the war is the novel, "The Killer Angels'' by Michael Shaara.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Never lick a steak knife.

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.