It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

Here's my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob. Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat that day; if he can't, he doesn't.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.