It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.