If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.

It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.