I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.
Dave BarrySign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
Dave BarryI never start a section of the story without knowing how it will end. I also consciously try to shape the story as though it were a movie.
Dave BarryThe science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.
Dave BarrySoftware: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou.
Dave Barry