If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies.

As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.

She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.