A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.