A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.

Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer.