The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day.

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

It is important to be nice. But sometimes niceness can be misconstrued as weak. Should we be nice to everybody? Should we be nice only when others are nice to us? Here are some interesting views about being nice. Read these nice quotes and turn on your niceness.

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.