The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Dave BarryThe method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.
Dave BarryI think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate one-liners and to sort of see what people are laughing about. It's a terrific source of misinformation.
Dave Barry