I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.
Dave BarryThe problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Dave BarryThe older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.
Dave BarryThe planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals.
Dave Barry