A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
Dave BarryI am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave BarryBack then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.
Dave Barry