English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
Dave BarryThe Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.
Dave BarryThanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.
Dave BarryI bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .
Dave Barry