The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of course, I have no idea how you'd break in, but there must be a way. They have all these shows and they need jokes and somebody is writing them.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this time, Bob, instead of saying “What’s for dinner?” you say, “Wait a minute! Benzene is actually a hydrocarbon!” And say it with a Norwegian accent. Also, we think maybe your character should have no arms.

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.