With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.

Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use.

Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.

I don't want to dis anybody, but someone like Robert Parker. I first read a Spenser book maybe 20 years ago and then read every one that came out. I did that with Tony Hillerman too.

See, when the government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of taxpayers, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs.

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.