Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go to: Under federal law, all malls in the United States must have the same 42 chain stores.

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there's a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.