I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.