I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

Ask any real estate broker to name the three most important factors in buying a property, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." Now ask him to name the chief justice of the United States Supreme Court, and he'll say: "Location, location, location." This tells us that we should not necessarily be paying a whole lot of attention to real estate brokers.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time he’d marooned her.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material?