When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.

He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.