France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.