To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.
Dave BarryAsk not what your country can do for you. Ask whether your country has been inhaling paint-thinner fumes.
Dave BarryI've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than the rest of the country. It's almost like they dress the same as they did 20 years ago. The same old guys are sitting outside the same dirty, dingy secret offices in the Capitol that you're not allowed to go in.
Dave BarryI actually like south Florida. I never lived in a more interesting place than this. I've never met a wider range of people. I guess when I came here I thought there were Cubans and then there were people from New York and that was Miami. Now I know that it's Cubans, people from New York, and some people from New Jersey.
Dave Barry