As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.

I argue very well. Just ask any of my remaining friends.

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.