In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within seconds a helpful New Yorker will approach to see if you have any "spare" change.

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax laws are created by: Satan. But he works through the Congress, so that's where we must focus our efforts.

I guess nobody assumes anybody is a libertarian. It's a more complex political discussion than most people are used to, to explain why you think the way you do about public education or drug laws, and why it's not as simple as being for or against something.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00