In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that the other one of you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating for is Orson Welles.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.