In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that they're just doing their job. Someone I know once said, "You could get another job."

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.