Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

One of the major hobbies in South Florida is keeping animals that no sane person would want to keep. One of those is snakes. They usually get them when they're small, and when they get too big, they let them go. But there are also people with monkeys, lions, tigers. And they all get away, eventually.

I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.