The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.
Dave BarryAll of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".
Dave BarryIf you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.
Dave BarryI feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment.
Dave Barry