Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes.

[There is] a breed of fashion models