What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
Dave BarryComputers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave BarryFor the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that . . .
Dave BarryNewspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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