Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than the rest of the country. It's almost like they dress the same as they did 20 years ago. The same old guys are sitting outside the same dirty, dingy secret offices in the Capitol that you're not allowed to go in.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

Like all writers, my greatest inspiration, my ultimate muse, is a deadline.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".