I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby Ted.

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.