The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Reading... a vacation for the mind.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."