Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.