The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it's not easy.
Dave BarryMy mother told me, โSon, it is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.โ I have tried very hard to heed those words.
Dave BarryMiami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.
Dave BarryBut my point is that competitive eating is a real sport, and I considered taking it up. But when I thought about what this would mean sitting around for hours, stuffing my face with unhealthy food I realized it was basically the same thing as journalism.
Dave Barry