I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.

I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.