I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.
Dave BarryThere shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.
Dave BarryI realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
Dave BarryLike many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.
Dave Barry...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television. If he ever dies and goes to heaven, it's going to be a big let down.
Dave BarryAt certain times each year, we journalists do almost nothing except apply for the Pulitzers and several dozen other major prizes. During these times you could walk right into most newsrooms and commit a multiple axe murder naked, and it wouldn't get reported in the paper because the reporters and editors would all be too busy filling out prize applications.
Dave Barry