Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Dave BarryMy son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.
Dave BarryWhen my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!
Dave Barry