American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.