Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.

I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.

Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

When preparing your return, you should be sure to avoid common mistakes. The two most common taxpayer mistakes, states the IRS booklet, are (1) "failure to include a current address," and (2) "failure to be a large industry that gives humongous contributions to key tax-law-writing congresspersons."

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.