The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
Dave BarryReflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
Dave BarryWhen my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!
Dave BarryWith humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.
Dave BarryI don't like anything unsigned in a newspaper that purports to be the opinion of some group if we don't know who the group is. It's laughable to say that The Miami Herald's editorials or any newspaper's editorials represent any views other than those of the people writing them, so why don't we tell everybody who they are?
Dave Barry