Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.

As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.

Roy Blount, who is the funniest person I know, journeys deep into the dark heart of humor and brings back a wonderfully insightful, superbly crafted song of the soul that had me laughing and crying too

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.