Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.