Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.